The master of spicy tteokbokki... My face turned into a steamed bun this morning ㅠㅠ

I was so stressed last night that I ordered some super spicy and salty tteokbokki for a late-night snack and went straight to sleep. I was genuinely happy while eating it, but I was horrified when I woke up this morning and looked in the mirror. My eyes were buried deep in the snow, and my face was completely puffy like a steamed bun. I think because I ate something so salty, all the moisture was stripped from deep within my skin, leaving it dry and rough on the surface—I’m in absolutely terrible condition. In a hurry, I dug out a spoon I had frozen and pressed it firmly against my eyelids, and I fought a battle this morning trying to reduce the puffiness while washing my face with cold water. My base makeup is all caked on, so I don't even want to look in the mirror all day. I made a painful resolution once again today to really cut out late-night snacks, for the sake of my skin.